Rubber Ducky Mania

Voila! This is my collection of rubber ducks. <3

Monsieur Chef a la Rubber Duck:

He lives in our kitchen normally and gives us all kinds of unconstructive criticism on our soufflés. Or at least he would if we made soufflés.

Sci-Fi Nerd a la Rubber duck:

His ultimate dream is to live on the enterprise, aside Captain Kirk, and become second officer in command (he wouldn't dream of displacing Spock as first.)

F.O.W.L. 2.0 a la Rubber Duck:

Robot ducky! He tries to teach my mom how to use her various electronics, but I'm afraid he hasn't yet succeeded. 

Mr Fuzzy Beard a la Rubber Duck:

He's a garden gnome, but oddly enough, he's afraid of grass. That's right. Grass. According to him, "You never know what kind of crazy sh*t you'll find in there." He's also a potty mouth. He just hangs out inside with my baby cacti.

Super Chill Papa Blues a la Rubber Duck:

This was actually my first rubber duck and he is a sort of father figure to the rest of the gang. He's also addicted to hot chocolate.

Captain Shiver Me Timbers a la Rubber Duck:

He's not really one eyed, he just likes to make up for his lack of a wooden leg (since he doesn't have legs in the first place) with an eye patch. Overall, he's very sad that he's in perfect health and condition. But doesn't that just prove he's a skilled pirate?

Missy the Magic Unicorn a la Rubber Duck

She has it hard as a woman living in a man's world. Literally, she is the only female duck in my collection. Her catchphrase is "don't make me skewer ye" and she loves to poke people on Facebook, especially when it's set to pirate language. 

Sir Francis Ducksworthy a la Rubber Duck:

He is a handsome knight who is terribly in love with Missy. He loves to write sappy poetry about her and it seems like everyone knows what's going on except the unicorn-duck hybrid herself. What can I say? Ducks need love too.

So those are my duckies! I hope you liked meeting them, they certainly liked meeting you. You should totally friend Missy on Facebook, but if you do, prepare for a lot of pokeage.