Recipes for Love

I have made a tumblr called "Recipes for Love" devoted solely to awesome pick up lines. YOU ARE WELCOME. But don't worry, I will still share plenty of them with you here!

And now, with this sentence that links you to my newest blog, I welcome you to the beginning of the rest of your life.

FINALS ARE OVER. My 365 project is OVER. Everything is ending! WHHAATTT??

Hey guys!!! I've got great news! So all this week, I've been kind of depressed because I was sure that my finals week was going HORRIBLY. But it turns out... it went way better than I thought! All of my finals went pretty well and I'm getting As in all my classes!!! Well except Chemistry.... it's the one class I have serious trouble with. BUT, since I actually started studying for it, I've gotten a lot better! I actually had a pretty good feeling about it when I finished the final... Studying makes you better at stuff?? Whoodda thunk?
I don't know, I almost think I have trouble with Chemistry because it's the first truly challenging class I've ever been in... If I'm honest with myself (which I hate being because it sounds an awful lot like vanity) I think I'm pretty smart. And I've never really had to put that much actual effort into a class before. Meaning I've never had to learn how to study, because the issue's never come up enough for me to really need to! It's not that I take easy classes, please don't think that. And I'm not saying I get straight As all the time either, because I do get Bs sometimes. But that's always because I procrastinate and turn things in late, or I forget to include something.. It's usually a technical detail! But in Chemistry, I find that it's not just the technical things, it's the actual material that I have to put effort into, which is pretty new for me. And it's incredibly annoying. Grrrrrrrrrrr. But I guess I've got to get used to that.
Wow, I'm really sorry if that last paragraph was just insufferably arrogant. I really do hate coming off that way, because one of my least favorite things in a person is excessive vanity.
Mannnnn, this post is so far completely void of humor. WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE????

• It's a good thing that I have my library card... Why? Because I am totally checking you out.
• If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas...
• Crap, something is wrong with my cell phone! (What is it?) It's just that... your number's not in it!
• See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
• People call me John, but you can call me tonight!

Phhhhhheeewwwww... That's much better. Pick up lines always take the edge off things.
Anywho, now that I've got all that boring school stuff out of the way, let's talk about something more interesting!! Hmmmmmmm.... Oooh I thought of something! Guess what??? Today is the last day of my 365 photo project! It's basically this project I've been doing for EXACTLY 365 days now, where I take a photo every day for a year! Kind of like a photographic version of the project I started Jan. 1st: 365 days of sketchin'...
But after today, my photo project is over!! It's such a weird idea. But at the same time, it feels really amazing. I remember when I started I kept thinking, "There's no way I'll ever actually complete this thing... I give it a month tops...", and now look at me! I'm pretty jazzed... But now I have to think about what my last photo will be. I want it to be something reaaaallllyyy special, since it's the last one and all. And what do you think I should do with the completed project? I was thinking I might make a huge photo album or something.. When/If I do I'll make a post about it and share it with you, mkay? And I was thinking that maybe later I'd post some of my favorite shots from the collection as well.
I think now that my finals are over I'll be posting a lot more, so that's pretty exciting. :) And I'll have time to actually update my sketch blog! YES.
Welllll now, we are having exceptionally nice weather outside today. I think I'm going to go for a walk with my camera. You should go outside too. Get some fresh air, yadda yadda yadda. Talk to ya later Senor Alligator.

One pretty huge reason to love Weird Al

I have made possibly the most ground breakingly awesome and life changing discovery of my entire life. Get ready, it has to do with pick up lines. .......wow. I can just see you shutting your computer and walking away after reading that but I command you to STOP. TURN AROUND. RETURN TO MAGIC PICTURE BOX. Please give me this moment to bathe in the glory of my fabulous discovery...

Okay, enough suspense. I'm just gonna say it: I discovered that in 2003, Weird Al included a song on his album "Poodle Hat", that is nothing but an indubiously fantastic combination of all the worst and most hilarious pick up lines in the world. I don't know about you, but I find this absolutely SPLENDIFEROUS. The song is SO funny and full of so many pick up line classics, as well as hysterical innuendos, you have no idea. Well actually, I guess you do since I just told you about it. But anyways!

The song contains such gems as:

• I'll bet you're magically delicious, like a bowl of Lucky Charms.
• Well, how'd you get through security? 'Cause baby, you're the bomb.
• Baby, you've seen my picture, it's in the dictionary under "Kablaaam!"
• Girl you must be Jamaican, cause... JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!!
  

Why don't you have a listen? Unless you don't like the occasional Weird Al (aka you have no soul). No, but seriously I get it. His voice gets so annoying, I get to the point after I've listened to too many of his songs where I just want to decapitate him. It would be messy,  but at least he'd stop singing. Ya dig what I'm saying, ma home skillet? ....that was weird. Just go listen:

Yeah. Soak in those sweet, smooth lines. Play this song for your gal/guy and you know you've sealed the deal. <-- Notice the sarcasm laced with a subtle undertone of embarrassing seriousness. 

It's like when someone says: "Man, I HATE that Justin Bieber guy, he's just so stupid and his voice sucks." and you're like "Haha yeah... Such a loser...." But at the same time you're thinking: "Though that one song he did a while back was kinda okay... I mean... And that other one wasn't so bad either.... Kinda catchy... Oooh and his latest was actually... Oh but of course other than that he totally sucks. ......Right...?"   You know what I mean? It doesn't have to be Justin Beiber, that's just an example. Sorry if none of that made any sense.

ANYWHO. Just wanted to tell you how much I love my new pick up line song. I will definitely have it memorized by tomorrow... Until then, DO SVYDANIYA!

Nerdtasticness: You gotta love it.

Okay, I am having the worst time doing my homework. I hate it when Thursday feels like Friday, you know? I just can't concentrate!! WHY ISN'T IT THE WEEKEND?? Gosh, this is really bumming me out... You know what will make me feel better? That's right. Some pick up lines. Nerdy style.

• I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
• If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes. (THIS IS MY NEW ALL TIME FAVORITE PICK UP LINE COMMA NERD SECTION.... did you get that 30 Rock allusion? Think Kenneth.)
• Honey, you're sweeter than 3.14....
• It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I'd be overqualified.
• You have nicer legs than an isosceles right triangle!
• Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element!
• Baby, you're so gneiss... you're granite.
• Sweetie, I know chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
• I find that not having a partnership between us, would be completely illogical. (Vulcan style...)
  
• Woah, set your phasers on stunning!!
• My name may not be Luna... but I sure know how to Lovegood!
• If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see you and me together.
• Baby... it doesn't matter if your name is Leslie. I got all 26 letters of the alphabet on my TI-84.

Well, I don't know about you but I feel a lot better. And all this talk of helicase, hydrogen and isosceles triangles has put me in a homework mood! BTW, if you understood all of these on the first try, congratulations!! You are a huge nerd (and not the candy kind). Welcome aboard, this is the good ship lifestyle. We'll all be washing your car some day. Go celebrate with some Star Trek! You've earned it.

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

That's right. Pick up lines. As a real romantic maneuver, they're pretty pathetic. But when used for comedic effect... Irresistible. We all know "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together." or "Have I died? Because I'm in heaven..." I think pick up lines are hilarious, and hopefully you do too! A funny pick up line is like a work of art except I probably wouldn't pay more than 75 cents for it, but still! So here is a list of some of my favorites. Please, ENJOY.

• I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
• I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
• Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
• Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
• Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
• My lips are registered weapons. Watch out, cuz you're on my wanted list!
• It’s a good thing I brought my gloves today, other wise you’d be too hot to handle!
• The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
• You dropped something... My jaw.
• Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
• You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• Do you have a raisin? No? How about a date?
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
• I lost my teddy bear... Can I sleep with you?

I have to admit, if a guy actually tried to use one of these on me, I'd probably just get up and walk away, laughing my head off. On the other hand, if he said it as a joke I might just fall in love with him.

It's hypocritical, since I don't know many off the top of my head, but I like to judge a person off of the number of pick up lines they know by heart. Do you know any good pick up lines? If no: That's tragic. If yes: Wanna be my friend?